Find any work today, husband? Sonic: Nah. Ain't no work for a broken down, canonical character like me. Afraid we might be in a bit of trouble with the rent this month Don't you fret hon, we'll figure something out.
We always do. Sonic: About to find out I suspect, here comes impreg Greg and his more info of pregnant fellers Well look if it ain't the slowest thing alive.
You got our rings old man? Sonic: Afraid I ain't got it impreg Greg. Greg: Maybe y'all forgot how things work now. This ain't the old days. Fanart characters run the zones now. No one gives a learn more here about actual canon no more.
If you ain't fetish fanart.
You ain't nothin'. Sonic: I'll get you your rings by next week. You know I'm good for it. Greg: Being a nine-month pregnant, MAN kan NO uterus, to speak of leaves a fella in a real. unforgiving mood. AVERT YOUR EYES Son: You get, you leave my pa alone!
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Greg: Nice son you got there, be a shame if he got. Impregnated ( ?° ?? ?°) Sonic: T-there ain't no need The dark future of sonic the hedgehog old man sonic part 1 threats. I'll pay you double next week. Greg: All right. .double.
and if you ain't got it, my Fallopian tubes won't be the only things getting twisted. Wife: Aw see more done now, Sonic? Sonic: I'll figure something out. Miles: I couldn't believe my dang ears when I got the call. The Blue Blur™ asking ME for help. The Blue Blur™ is dead. It's just Sonic now, Tails. Miles: Lost my tails article source day the fandom took over.
an OC named Baruto is using them as a fursuit So I'm just Miles now. Miles per hour-oh my god! I see more got tha- I just got that.
Sonic: I need work Miles. I got a debt to pay dem impreg Greg! You know what happens if an impreg 32x story nostalgia nerd Sega don't get paid. MIles: Is it.he gets you pregnant? ( ?° ?? ?°) Well, it just so happens I got a job for you. (I'm) transporting some precious cargo across the country. Could use the fastest thing alive. Sonic: I don't run fast no more. Not after what happened last time *WAR FLASHBACKS* Miles: Well, I bet that tragic event from your past still haunts you to this day and will be revealed soon For now.
The dark future of sonic the hedgehog old man sonic part 1 Find any work today, husband?
You gotta get going. Sonic: Where we headed? Fark We've gotta cross a hundred miles of the most dangerous and creepy fanart zones imaginable. (AKA the Sonic section of DeviantArt) It'll be worth it. We're delivering some important cargo Sonic: Chaos Emeralds. Read article No, a box of stinky sweat socks.
Some folks are into feet. I reckon. Sonic: Huh.feet. *ding* *le outro*